Mullets: A Non-Ironic Celebrity History

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From Vader to Agassi to Tegan, get some insight on the elusive mullet and it's unfortunate history on celebrity heads.

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1969: It all started with Flo. The sets were cold (before Greg and Marsha started humping), so she needed something to warm her neck.

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In order to achieve maximum health and stay out of the grasp of mulletitus, the hungry mullet must be fed, the lonely mullet must be sung to and cradled close to one's heart, while the aggressive mullet must be reared far from the influential pull of the Camero. If these things are done, your mullet will grow to be a happy and productive member of the follicle society. Always remember, it is you and only you who has the power to choose the destiny of your mullet. Choose wisely.
Comment by shay on Nov 12th, 2008, 12:08 pm
I'm pretty sure she's in the process of shaving her head... and (correct me if I'm wrong) I'm pretty sure that doesn't count as a mullet.
Comment by Oakie on Nov 14th, 2008, 16:55 pm
Some of those weren't even mullets.
Comment by Michelle on Nov 14th, 2008, 17:02 pm
Oh come on, you cannot speak of mullets and forget Bill Hicks! =(
Comment by reuben from zebbug on Nov 14th, 2008, 17:54 pm
Wow, that's possibly one of the least funny articles I have ever seen. First of all, you have to click through all of the pictures. Most importantly, NONE of those people actually have/had a mullet. I hope the retard who wrote this piece of shit gets shit-canned for being an unfunny asshole who shouldn't be able to write professionally again.
Comment by Rusty Shackleford from baton rouge on Nov 14th, 2008, 19:49 pm
Do you REALLY expect us to click through 28 pages for your little story?

NOT! You lose.
Comment by jason from boulder on Nov 14th, 2008, 21:29 pm
I never was lucky enough to have a mullet because there is no way to make one with a Flowbee.
Comment by Todd Terwilliger from Oil City PA on Nov 15th, 2008, 05:10 am
Her lamp looks sort of like Darth Vader's helmet. :o
Comment by Cyanyde from Toronto on Nov 15th, 2008, 13:33 pm
I mean Britney Spears' lamp btw
Comment by Cyanyde from Toronto on Nov 15th, 2008, 13:34 pm
I mean Britney Spears' lamp btw
Comment by Cyanyde from Toronto on Nov 15th, 2008, 13:39 pm
yeah by the time you get to #6 micheal jackson, it's obvvious the author has no idea what is a mullet. (okay the david bowie is one I agree) but if it's long on the sides it's not a mullet, also if it's not long in the back, there is no way it's a mullet. by the by, didn't the whole mullets are funny thing peak several years ago?
Comment by curtis from portland on Nov 15th, 2008, 16:09 pm
Some of these haircuts aren't mullets.
Comment by Fenris on Nov 15th, 2008, 16:53 pm
I never noticed James' Spader's hair much, I was too busy checking out that kissable mouth and those bedroom eyes. I had SUCH a crush, too, on him in the P.I.P. days.
Comment by Michele Kiger from Angwin on Nov 15th, 2008, 17:04 pm
The author didn't actually get paid for this, did they?

It's obvious that they are intelligent and witty...and I use those words to describe the author the way they used the word mullet to describe these haircuts.
Comment by Me from Keswick on Nov 15th, 2008, 20:15 pm
Come on, man! These aren't mullets! Some of these barely qualify as HAIRCUTS (I mean, the Britney thing was over the top - Vader's 'do doesn't even involve hair...)

Want to see a real, live, honest-to-god Mullet?

here you go - teh google is teh masterz....
http://misterxblogger.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/mullet_blonde_dude.jpg
Comment by ImaNon on Nov 16th, 2008, 03:16 am
you guys all sound like unhappy bastards. it's for JOKES, take some pills.
Comment by trish on Nov 16th, 2008, 23:34 pm
you guys all sound like unhappy bastards. it's for JOKES, take some pills.
Comment by trish on Nov 16th, 2008, 23:34 pm
do you relly know what a Mullet is? half of those weren't even real Mullets.
Comment by casey on Nov 17th, 2008, 09:48 am
do you really know what a Mullet is? half of those weren't even real Mullets.
Comment by casey from connecticut on Nov 17th, 2008, 09:48 am
There is only ONE MAN...F#$%*ING BAD A$$ ENOUGH...to DO IT RIGHT!
Comment by Maggie from Las Vegas on Jan 4th, 2009, 16:33 pm