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Most Erotic Politician: Rep. Carlos Mariani -- Is it his sexy, mysterious name? Perhaps the hoop earring? Sure, both are hot, but pale in comparison to the one thing that made him stand out in my eyes; his turtleneck.
See who won Most Erotic Statue, Most Erotic Celebrity, and the Judd Nelson Wet Spot Lifetime Achievement Award (hint: It's Judd Nelson).