Occupations that haven't been turned into horror films - but should be

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The Florist
Tagline: Shell Arrange Anything Including Your Funeral
Think about all the possibilities of a flower-induced death. Stew on this: Amy Winehouse in her natural state, chopping limbs into plant food. Stacking reporters bodies amongst the fresh peonies. Thorny restraints. Mechanically altered shears. How about some bloody Babys Breath?

Thus far in horror history, there's been killer clowns, fishermen, dentists - and friggin' tomatoes. But why not stretch the gamut into some of the world's most overlooked jobs. After all, there are hints of evil in almost anything work-related. Oh, the possibilities we hatch from our sick, twisted minds.

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