He Sees You When You're Sleeping: 10 Scary-Ass Santas

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Pro-wrestler Goldberg plays this demonic Santa in Santa's Slay. "Little Billy, you've been a bad kid this year--eat double underhook suplex, punkass!"

You're cozying up next to the fire, snuggled in an oversized sweater with a big mug of hot chocolate, when you hear a thump against the roof. What could that be? Then footsteps moving closer to the chimney. Your pulse quickens, adrenaline coursing through your bloodstream. The rustling of someone sliding down, slowly...closer. You scream and run to the kitchen and grab a knife, ready to stab whatever creepy-ass thing comes out of your fireplace. Which of these ten Santa Clauses has come to haunt your dreams tonight?

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