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Dane Cook: @danecook - Woke up. All was quite. Then the world jumped me and smashed my teeth in. Its one of those days. I must laugh in the face of insanity.
Twitter is amazing. Twitter is ridiculous. Twitter is the future of the Internet. Twitter will be an ugly blip in the history of computing. However you feel about the service, these twitters provide a window into these celebrity lives. @danecook: we wish you'd keep "quite" sometimes.