2009 New Years resolutions for fat, jobless America

2009 New Years resolutions for fat, jobless America

Last year really sucked for America. The economy collapsed, we gained about a million pounds, and we made a fool of ourselves in front of the whole world. But we've got a good feeling about 2009, so we wrote up a list of crap we can all do to make our country better this year.


Last year really sucked for America. The economy collapsed, we gained about a million pounds, and we made a fool of ourselves in front of the whole world. But we've got a good feeling about 2009, so we wrote up a list of crap we can all do to make our country better this year.
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