2009 New Years resolutions for fat, jobless America

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Use less gas: Drive the car to get to work, work the job to pay for your car. Sounds like a vicious cycle to us. Let's all stopcomplaining about the price of gas and get our asses onto a bus, or a bicycle.

Last year really sucked for America. The economy collapsed, we gained about a million pounds, and we made a fool of ourselves in front of the whole world. But we've got a good feeling about 2009, so we wrote up a list of crap we can all do to make our country better this year.

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