Can't boil water? Or, worse, left your chicken stock simmering and went to bed, only to be woken up by the sound of fire alarms blaring?
Then perhaps you should become one of the 16 contenders on season three of the Food Network's reality show, Worst Cooks in America.
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The contest works like this: the recruits are split into two teams and undergo a culinary boot camp to learn how to cook from Food Network chefs Bobby Flay and Anne Burrell. After competing in a series of challenges, the aspiring cooks are winnowed down to one winner.
Worst Cooks in America will soon be holding open casting calls in Miami, Houston, New York, Los Angeles, and Minneapolis. In the meantime you can nominate yourself or another awful cook online or email [email protected] to let the producers know why the person you are nominating is such a disastrous cook, and Include the person's name, age, hometown, occupation, contact phone number, and a recent photo, as well as your contact information.