What else can possibly be said about beer? It's delicious. And you drink it. To get drunk. Right?
Or, according to this Bauhaus vid:
"When you think about beer, it's probably the beverage you have most in your life. More than tea. Even more than fruit juice! It's that wet drippy stuff you just have to have. You know. To drink it up!"
So without further ado, presenting Bauhaus' brilliant spoof of a beer marketing ad.
Because it's beer, dude: