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Video: How to cook a romantic dinner and get sexy results

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Brie supposedly makes women secrete a "sexual scent." Oysters may promote lubrication.

Howcast has a short, entertaining "how to" video suggestion appropriate for Valentiners still scrounging for ideas: "Prepare a sensual meal chock full of aphrodisiacs and prepare for a night to remember," it says.

The little factoids (cinnamon turns guys on) and suggestions (make sure to have pumpkin pie, doughnuts or anise cake) are pretty funny, especially delivered in such deadpan.