On Monday night, Prince was a guest on The Arsenio Hall Show, performing to a screaming crowd of adoring fans. All in a day's work, right? But then the Purple One made a shocking revelation. Despite all we've been told, Prince doesn't actually make pancakes himself. He makes omelets.
"I can cook," says Prince in his interview with Hall. "But only one thing: omelets. All my friends have high cholesterol."
The folks at Funny or Die sprang into action, immediately releasing a series of doctored photos in which Prince stirs, flips, and serves fluffy egg patties. In one photo, he collects eggs on a farm, revealing his salt-of-the-earth charm and commitment to farm-to-table dining. In another, he commands the omelet station at a breakfast buffet with a cool intensity. We are suddenly feeling very, very passionate about omelets.Behold: The full spread is on display here.