Thanksgiving courtesy of Cook To Bang
Hoping to get some action this Thanksgiving? Thanksgiving's always been one of the sexier holidays in our book. Drunken overindulgence is always a turn-on. Here's a hand-picked Thanksgiving meal idea -- recipes included -- inspired by the site (and book-in-waiting?) Cook to Bang. Think of it as your Thanksgiving Guide to Getting it On.
Get the day started right with some Naughty Eggnog. "After enough glasses of this creamy cocktail and they'd forgive you for banging the dog (do us all a favor and abstain from this)." Yikes.
Next, serve your sweetie up some appetizers, say something like Wrap Your Prosciutto Around My Fig. Their words, not ours but: "The big fig gets the smokiest meat."
For a first course, perhaps the Spaghetti Squasher Shocker Salad. They just wanted to say shocker, didn't they. "How could a salad taste so freakishly awesome with a texture akin to licking an angel's naught bits?" Wait, what?
If you're not at this point profoundly wooed, maybe some Twice Banged Potatoes will get your motor running. "If Godfather II, Empire Strikes Back and Evil Dead 2 taught us anything, it's that the second time can be sweeter than the first."
Finish'er off (as it were) with some Rice Pudding Poontang. Cause, you know, "Comfort = connection. Connection= banging." Bon appetit!
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