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Spam's top 5 non-food uses

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Strange, but true: People have been known to polish furniture with Spam. Apparently the fatty gel does wonders to shine up wood. (Not recommended for households with kids or pets, unless you want teethmarks on the coffee table.) Here our our top 5 uses for Spam that have nothing to do with ingesting it:

1. Airplane wing de-icer

  1. Rub it on the light rail tracks to reduce squeaks

  2. Grease up the Lakemaid beer models

  3. Keep Norm Coleman's coiff nice and helmuty

  4. Apply to Hilton banquet hall door handles to foil snoopers

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