Heavy Table reports that Eden Prairie deli Pastrami Jack's has closed ... apparently not without a few choice final words though. While the deli's website now bears a simple message and thank you, Heavy Table says it previously "not[ed] the 'novelty' of losing money for four and a half years has 'worn off.'" It went on, HT says, to say "'[T]o those of you who never came, never bought anything, never ate our food, never even heard of us, and have never seen our website - its your fault.'" HT readers, while overall sorry for the loss of a local business, seemed pretty lukewarm on Pastrami Jack's fare. As, uh, someone whose fault it is that the place closed, I guess I don't know what I'll be missing. What about you?