Bald? Want to be bald? If so, eat free today!

Bald is beautiful, and apparently worth fifteen bucks.
Bald is beautiful, and apparently worth fifteen bucks.

Hairless heads and wannabe Sinead O'Connors can score free food today at five local restaurants: Edina Grill, Longfellow Grill, Groveland Tap, 3 Squares, and Highland Grill. Baldness entitles you to up to $15 worth of free food, and if you're willing to take it all off, you'll not only get free lunch but also $30 in gift certificates (as long as you make a donation to Operation Uplink, an organization that provides calling cards to U.S. military servicemembers). C'mon ladies, the odds are against us. Who's gonna represent? The restaurants are all owned by the Blue Plate Restaurant Company. (Might we speculate that someone in a position of leadership there is bald?)

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