See also:Edina drunk driver refuses to put down burrito, offers bribe, blows 2.84, flips bird during mugAn Adams, Minnesota man tossed a burrito at a woman Tuesday night and was charged with gross misdemeanor domestic assault in Mower County District Court, according to the Albert Lea Tribune.Adams ... More >>
Jesse Helgeson was desperate to kill his ex's new boyfriend, in part because doing so could help derail pending criminal charges against him, and in part because he probably just flat-out hated the guy for some things he said to him.Helgeson's murder scheme was outed when a friend he contacted to he ... More >>
One nation under tacos
Brian and Charity Miller lost their parental rights Thursday. Mower County Judge Fred Wellmann took away the couple's two children forever due to child abuse in the home, according to published reports. The Millers pleaded guilty last year to abusing their children. They chained their five-year old ... More >>
John Ardnt allegedly stole hundreds of Iowa pigs.A while back, City Pages reported on the mysterious disappearance of thousands of area pigs. First, 750 pigs went missing from two separate farms in central Minnesota.Then 200 more pigs disappeared in northern Iowa.We now know the answer, at least ... More >>
Zeke Dahl was turned in by his own grandmother.Last summer, Zeke Dahl told the Austin Daily Herald he wanted to be mayor to "bring America back. I want people to feel like they did after 9-11 when everybody was working together and our country was united." Having come in dead last in the pri ... More >>
Photo: TMAB2003Dangerous weaponry in AustinSo Matthew Novak and Naomi Snoozy decide they're going to do the honorable thing and confront a handful of neo-Nazis at one of those typically tiny little racist rallies that draw more protesters and TV cameras than actual Hitler wannabees. The prot ... More >>
Photo by D'Arcy NormanGood try, dude: If you have enough garbage and animal feces in the house, the cops will still notice the insane amount of guns you have hidden under all the shit. Unfortunately this Austin man now has some serious legal problems ahead of him. Mark Myrl Burrell, 54, had be ... More >>
A 200-pound llama was free and roaming Mower County for a week, but his life on the run came to a sad end Monday when authorities gave up the chase and just killed it instead.
Road Trip! The State Champion BBQ Competition in Austin--be sure to pack the Handy Wipes.
Sometimes a little tough love goes a long way. At least that's what one man allegedly thought when he decided it would be wise to shoot his two children with a pellet gun.
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