To: Lovers of America From: The Republican National Committee RE: Emergency platform changes Dear Patriots: It seems that 47 percent was somewhat larger than we anticipated in last week's election. Henceforth, we urge all Republicans to adopt these immediate policy changes.
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The last few days, Village Voice Media's indefatigable music staff has been regaling you with stories of the best from SXSW 2012. In the midst of these discoveries, we've been culling another list: the worst shit. The acts that ranged from huge bore-fests to downright lame. Below, you'll find our ... More >>
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Should schools serve kids the rations of truckers and road trippers?Sure, adults might pick up a Slim Jim-- along with a Mountain Dew and a bag of Cheetos--to fuel a long night of driving, but should schools be serving the shrink-wrapped sausages to impressionable young stomachs? A parent o ... More >>
(CC) Larry D. MooreAre calories all that matter?Has Subway's Jared just lost his throne? Kansas State University professor of human nutrition Mark Haub spent the last 10 weeks eating nothing but Hostess and Little Debbie snack cakes--interspersed with Doritos, Oreos, and sugary cereal for v ... More >>
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From South Korea to South Africa
B Fresh PhotographyPete Mazalewski, more widely known as Mr. Peter Parker, visited the Twin Cities this past weekend to hit the turntables for SP Styles' River Rampage boat party. As his four-year-run as the old B96's night DJ (7-11pm) ended earlier this year, he did not let his career in acting, ... More >>
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Minnesota cracking down on outlaw hunting practice
Losses include the Suburbs' Bruce Allen, Dinkytowner, and Myth
In such an ignominious decade, choosing valedictorian is no easy task.
Videos from NYC, and a little pirate karaoke to boot.
Extra notes and quotes from this week's cover story.
Minnesota's gathering of the geeks turns into the (LAN) party of a lifetime
The economy is garbage, pigs are coughing on people causing the downfall of society and somehow Vin Diesel is a big star again. It's time for some stress relief.
It would probably end up better than most of the reality shows we accidentally waste our time watching. At least she's an elected official and supposed to be intelligent. Can't say so much for drunken fools on MTV.
These w4m seek guys who drink Furious and support CSAs. Are eating habits becoming a bigger factor when evaluating a potential mate?
A crew of over-caffeinated students and recent grads put a film to bed in 24 hours
The Ankrum Brothers Love Each Other, Their Music, and Even Their Anti-Fan Club
What If 'The Royal Tenenbaums' Were Set in Orlando?
A sugar junkie tries to satisfy her jones, one icing wreath at a time
'Dogtown' skates; 'Cinderella Man' throws in the towel
Two hundred drawings. Twenty-four hours. A dozen artists. One international cartoonist conspiracy.
Everywhere, all the time, something is happening
A Stillwater wine bar reveals the real reason wine is good for you
Incestuous maids go on a killing spree; a nuclear physicist stands by the fatherland
Cards/Giants Game 2, plus notes on managers
The Twins can't lose, but their mascot is struggling down the stretch
Seven helpful tips for the baseball obsessive
Not trying to cause a big sensation--just stoked on Mountain Dew and Parliaments
The pump. The poop. The panic. A dispatch from the nursing wars.
A visit to the lost world of Steven Spielberg
Minnesota filmmaker Wendell Jon Andersson has devoted the better part of his youth to creating his debut feature, With or Without You
How five loudmouth newsies built an information dynasty.
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