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Fellow Republicans: An Emergency Plan to Stop Our Asses From Getting Kicked

To: Lovers of America From: The Republican National Committee RE: Emergency platform changes Dear Patriots: It seems that 47 percent was somewhat larger than we anticipated in last week's election. Henceforth, we urge all Republicans to adopt these immediate policy changes.

Sean Anonymous on Mitt Romney, hypocritical hip-hop and his new EP

See Also:Stone Arch Bridge Festival 2012: Dream Crusher interview in a limoSome rappers, especially locally, make cheesy beats on a computer, spit a couple bars at one local show then sit around and wine and bitch because Siddiq or Sims didn't come snatch em up because they totally killed it on that ... More >>

SXSW 2012's six worst moments, brought to you by #DEWeezy

​The last few days, Village Voice Media's indefatigable music staff has been regaling you with stories of the best from SXSW 2012. In the midst of these discoveries, we've been culling another list: the worst shit. The acts that ranged from huge bore-fests to downright lame. Below, you'll find our ... More >>

The Best of SXSW Music: Thursday 3/15/2012

If you're familiar with chaos theory, which in its basic form is the attempt to find patterns in the random acts of shit on Earth, then you may understand the difficulty that comes with describing a full day at SXSW. To break down the bright, scintillating chaos, Village Voice Media's roving music e ... More >>

Dolsot Bibimbap at Dong Yang Oriental Food: 100 Favorite Dishes, No. 31

Kei TerauchiDolsot bibimbop: the food pyramid in a stone pot​It may be true that fast food provides you the most calories per dollar. But you are paying for processed fat and starch flavored to taste acceptable to the tolerant palate. If you are looking to fill up on healthy and full-flavored ... More >>

Minneapolis school calls gas station snack "lunch"

Should schools serve kids the rations of truckers and road trippers?​Sure, adults might pick up a Slim Jim-- along with a Mountain Dew and a bag of Cheetos--to fuel a long night of driving, but should schools be serving the shrink-wrapped sausages to impressionable young stomachs? A parent o ... More >>

Man loses 27 pounds on Twinkies and Doritos diet

(CC) Larry D. MooreAre calories all that matter?​Has Subway's Jared just lost his throne? Kansas State University professor of human nutrition Mark Haub spent the last 10 weeks eating nothing but Hostess and Little Debbie snack cakes--interspersed with Doritos, Oreos, and sugary cereal for v ... More >>

What food choices are relationship dealbreakers?

To do the Dew, or not to do the Dew?​I just started dating a guy, and I like everything about him...except his Mountain Dew habit. I shop at the farmers' markets/co-op, and eating local, organic, real food is something I really value. Is Dew a dealbreaker?

Ringo offers worldly menu

From South Korea to South Africa

Peter Parker talks about B96, Twin Cities love, and relocation to Boston

B Fresh Photography​Pete Mazalewski, more widely known as Mr. Peter Parker, visited the Twin Cities this past weekend to hit the turntables for SP Styles' River Rampage boat party. As his four-year-run as the old B96's night DJ (7-11pm) ended earlier this year, he did not let his career in acting, ... More >>

Gimme Shelter countdown: 4 days

Check out a few Solid Gold videos to get fired up for Saturday's festivities.

Solid Gold download on Pitchfork

Check out the Tanlines remix of "Matter of Time."

"Baiting Bambi" receives increased DNR scrutiny

Minnesota cracking down on outlaw hunting practice

The Year in Music: P.O.S., Solid Gold, and Owl City break through

Losses include the Suburbs' Bruce Allen, Dinkytowner, and Myth

Top 5 downfalls of the 2000s

In such an ignominious decade, choosing valedictorian is no easy task.

Solid Gold footage from Brooklyn shows

Videos from NYC, and a little pirate karaoke to boot.

Solid Gold: Reporter's Notebook

Extra notes and quotes from this week's cover story.

At CONvergence, the weird gets weirder

Minnesota's gathering of the geeks turns into the (LAN) party of a lifetime

The Wet Spot: Celebrating national masturbation month

The economy is garbage, pigs are coughing on people causing the downfall of society and somehow Vin Diesel is a big star again. It's time for some stress relief.

Bachmann's quotes so good she deserves a reality show

It would probably end up better than most of the reality shows we accidentally waste our time watching. At least she's an elected official and supposed to be intelligent. Can't say so much for drunken fools on MTV.

Surly makes Craigslist personals

These w4m seek guys who drink Furious and support CSAs. Are eating habits becoming a bigger factor when evaluating a potential mate?

Military Special and Stook tonight at the Entry

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Instant Mash: Could Girl Talk do it this well?

I Can't Believe It's Not Paint Thinner Vol. 13

The adventure begins ... by falling off my high heels onto Hennepin Avenue

Film racing tour puts movie in fast forward

A crew of over-caffeinated students and recent grads put a film to bed in 24 hours

Of Pot Shots and Grayshot

The Ankrum Brothers Love Each Other, Their Music, and Even Their Anti-Fan Club

Savage Love

Dan Deacon's spaceship lands at the Triple Rock

The future shock of Dan Deacon

Get Carter

What If 'The Royal Tenenbaums' Were Set in Orlando?

Fond Memories

A sugar junkie tries to satisfy her jones, one icing wreath at a time

Good Sports, Bad Sports

'Dogtown' skates; 'Cinderella Man' throws in the towel

Amazing Adventures in Pen and Ink

Two hundred drawings. Twenty-four hours. A dozen artists. One international cartoonist conspiracy.

Endless Summer

Everywhere, all the time, something is happening

Exceptional Vintage

A Stillwater wine bar reveals the real reason wine is good for you

Service With A Smile

Incestuous maids go on a killing spree; a nuclear physicist stands by the fatherland

Every Unhappy Family is the Same

Cards/Giants Game 2, plus notes on managers

A Bear Market

The Twins can't lose, but their mascot is struggling down the stretch

Life on the Roller Coaster

Seven helpful tips for the baseball obsessive

Their Generation

Not trying to cause a big sensation--just stoked on Mountain Dew and Parliaments

Breast of Burden

The pump. The poop. The panic. A dispatch from the nursing wars.

Head Over Heels

The Big One

A visit to the lost world of Steven Spielberg

Jet Set

Real to Reel

Minnesota filmmaker Wendell Jon Andersson has devoted the better part of his youth to creating his debut feature, With or Without You

Paper Trail

How five loudmouth newsies built an information dynasty.

TV's Fall

Operation Re-dub

Peeling the Onion

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