Meet the Barkers

  • Blogs

    May 30, 2014

    18.2 reasons why Blink-182 is the greatest band of all time

    Blink-182 might release their seventh album this year. Please try to contain your excitement. I'll be the first to admit that Blink-182's last album was a steaming pile of overproduced shit, but I love the dudes. In fact, they're the best band in history. They provided the soundtrack to millions of ... More >>

  • Sports

    August 30, 2006

    The New New Newlywed Game

    MTV attacks family values—one marriage at a time

  • Blogs

    May 24, 2005

    Jesus to make guest appearance on MTV

    The music channel finds God; heavy-metal band Lamb of God loses its shit The network that once brought you Boy George and George Michael, and has since become a showcase for frat boys and self-described "future MILFs" attempting to spew more vomit than an elephant, has recently seen the light. And ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 14, 2005

    What, Did Ashlee Cost Too Much?

    Meet the Barkers repackages a classic dichotomy Ozzy and Sharon have finally ordered the cameras off their feces-strewn property. Nick and Jessica have packed up their belongings and fled to less invasive pastures. Even Ashlee Simpson's televised train wreck has slowed to a smoldering halt. Unfort ... More >>