So here's to all those summer nights when my feet hit the sand, the waves break my fall, and all my friends outnumber the stars.
Think 2010 was full of ridiculous, over-the-top moments in pop music? Just wait until you see what 2011 has in store. As part of our year-in-review blitz, we took a look in our crystal ball to make some projections for the year ahead...
Somebody should have just written a new song from scratch and called it anything else.
American musical taste gets bland; Robert McNamara gets angry; the President gets naked
Natalie Merchant does an about-face; Joe Strummer's countenance appears on the wall; Stephen Tyler loses his head