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Reporter chows 19-year-old Kirby Puckett candy bar, describes experience in LOL-worthy terms

What do you think a 19-year-old Kirby Puckett candy bar tastes like? Like shit, you say? Bingo!SEE ALSO: Brett Favre pubes salesman shares most hilarious correspondence with would-be buyers But just to make sure, Deadspin's Tom Ley and Barry Petchesky recently went to the trouble of documenting the ... More >>

Angry Farmington goalie intentionally scores own goal, flips off own team as he skates away [VIDEO]

Talk about going out with a bang!SEE ALSO: "Bad Lip Reading" starring AP is hilarious [VIDEO] Last night, during a Senior Night game, a senior goalie for Farmington High School expressed unhappiness over his playing time by scoring the game-tying goal in his own net with just over three minutes left ... More >>

Cute Vikings fans photobombed at Lambeau by middle finger-flipping Packers backer [PHOTO]

A couple of cute Vikings fans looking to photographically chronicle their Lambeau Field experience received a rude awakening when a Packers fan who looks like she could be Clay Matthews' sister used a single finger to deliver a message they won't forget.SEE ALSO: Brian Riesgraf's 'Drunk Vikings Fan ... More >>

Chris Kluwe takes a stand

Vikings punter pries open the last closet in America: major league sports

Chris Kluwe playing bass at Music for Marriage Equality benefit tonight

Minnesota Vikings punter Chris Kluwe will be joining singer/songwriter Jonatha Brooke on stage for at least one song at the Dakota Jazz Theater tonight for the Music For Marriage Equality benefit concert.See Also:The Dakota to host Music For Marriage Equality benefit Chris Kluwe sticks up for gay m ... More >>

Brett Favre's pubes for sale for $200 (or best offer) on Minneapolis Craigslist

SEE ALSO:-- Brett Favre's penis revealed by Deadspin [UPDATE]-- Brett Favre will have to testify under oath about "bad intentions" sextingWho needs a game-worn jersey when you can have game-worn pubes?Today, a Craigslist poster in Minneapolis is testing the proposition that you can sell anything on ... More >>

Ex-Twin Jason Repko makes "the catch of the year, and it's not even close" [VIDEO]

SEE ALSO:-- Tsuyoshi Nishioka brutal error: Twins megabust botches first play back in bigs [VIDEO]-- Carlos Gomez, former Twin, blasts foul ball, takes home run trot [VIDEO]-- Ex-Twin Knoblauch is reportedly drunkenly riding NYC subways, hitting on young chicksJason Repko is currently in the minor l ... More >>

Chris Kluwe to Deadspin: The Vikings don't suck, you do

SEE ALSO: Chris Kluwe coins "turdsloth" while defending Crossfit on GawkerToday, Deadspin published the Vikings version of "Why Your Team Sucks 2012," a series where fans of the various NFL teams explain their team, um, sucks.But in an unusual twist, Deadspin also published a rebuttal from Vikings p ... More >>

Twins celebrate '91 World Series with cheatin' bobblehead

Deadspin​The Minnesota Twins are partying like it's 1991 this weekend, celebrating that year's World Series champions in grand style. Hopefully, it will make fans forget that the current team will probably lose the game that follows. Without question, the acme of this weekend's fun is the Kent Hr ... More >>

Twins take Rangers, beginning to play like it's 2006

​ After yesterday's commanding 6-1 victory over the Texas Rangers, our beleaguered Minnesota Twins have won three straight series, and are 9-3 thus far in June. This after taking only three series in the first two full months, and two of them were against a pair of the weakest-hitting clubs i ... More >>

Local soccer hooligans, er, fans, complain about tornado warnings

This tornado warning interfered with the Champions League final.​Last Saturday, when tornadoes were carving up more of our fair state, Fox 9 interrupted their coverage of the UEFA (Union of European Football Associations) Champions League finals to allow meteorologist Tim Blotz to give weathe ... More >>

Twins trading their best players?

WikipediaIf you dig long odds, bet it all on the Twins to hit the playoffs.​Feeling lucky? When you're gambling, do you dig long odds? Well, then the Minnesota Twins are the team for you. According to the geniuses at the online Baseball Prospectus (and I'm not being snarky--those guys are sh ... More >>

Jenn Sterger calls Brett Favre incident "humiliating" [UPDATE: VIDEO]

Sterger is now suing her former manager, but not Brett Favre.​Jenn Sterger kept her silence about the Brett Favre sexting scandal for months, but she's talking now, and saying the firestorm of publicity over Favre's unwanted advances was humiliating and embarrassing. "I haven't made a dime off an ... More >>

Jason Kubel smashes onion rings en route to victory over Yankees

Note to the Yankees fan: Put the onion rings down before making the catch.​Not only does Jason Kubel lead the Twins in batting average, sporting a delicious .353 after five games, he's also waging psychological war against the Yankees. Though he didn't score or drive in any runs last night, ... More >>

Chris Cook, Vikings cornerback, arrested on gun accusation

YouTubeChris Cook denies the allegation.​Another Vikings player has run afoul of the law. Rookie cornerback Chris Cook, 24, was arrested on Saturday on suspicion of pulling out a gun during a beef with a neighbor down the street from his home in Lynchburg, Va.

Amanda Oswald: Brett Favre wanted massage à trois

Amanda Oswald figured Favre was up to no good.​Another massage therapist, 27-year-old Amanda Oswald, has come forward to say that she was on the receiving end of Brett Favre's infamous "bad intentions" text message first brought to light by Shannon O'Toole and Christina Scavo. Those two claim ... More >>

Brett Favre denies meeting Stephanie Dusenberry

Dusenberry has some high-powered legal help.​Brett Favre claims he's never met Stephanie Dusenberry, the Eden Prairie massage therapist who claims the now-retired quarterback sent her lewd text messages in September. The Eden Prairie police say they have no record of a report that Dusenberry ... More >>

Stephanie Dusenberry, Vikings masseuse, claims Brett Favre sent her lewd texts

Stephanie Dusenberry says Brett Favre wasn't the only Viking to text her.​Eden Prairie masseuse Stephanie Dusenberry has come forward to say that she was on the receiving end of lewd texts from now-retired quarterback Brett Favre. And he wasn't the only Viking with a cell phone who wanted to reac ... More >>

Brandi Favre, Brett's sister, arrested in meth bust

Brett Favre's younger sister, Brandi, has been arrested in a meth bust.​More trouble in the Favre family. Brandi Favre, Brett's younger sister, has been arrested in Mississippi after police moved in on a meth lab. Hancock County narcotics agents say they watched a drug buy at a gas station in ... More >>

Massage therapists sue Favre: Comment of the day

"Our heroes are imperfect."​"Kind of lonely tonight. I guess I have bad intentions," Brett Favre allegedly said in a text to one of two massage therapists in 2008, when he and they worked for the Jets. For that and other messages, and losing their jobs, the two women, Christina Scavo and Shannon ... More >>

Brett Favre's Jenn Sterger anniversary passes without a lawsuit

No lawsuit yet from the Sterger camp.​Tuesday was the two-year anniversary of Brett Favre's inaugural text message to Jenn Sterger, the communique that allegedly begat the cock shots Favre sent to the former Jets sideline host. But the moment passed without a lawsuit from the Sterger camp -- ... More >>

10 most popular Blotter stories of 2010

Paragon/TeabonicsKeeping us infromed.​A lot of stories fly across our radar here at The Blotter on any given day. We never know what's coming next, and we're never really sure what readers are going to latch onto -- with a few notable exceptions. With that in mind, here's our Top 10 list of ... More >>

Metrodome collapse: Video shows roof failure frame-by-frame

​The now widely-circulated Fox Sports video inside the collapse of the Metrodome's roof shows two holes open in the Teflon roof and dump tons of snow into the Red Zone.Although the video is just 30 seconds, it reveals a lot about how the roof failed. We've got a Zapruder Film-like frame-by-frame a ... More >>

Jenn Sterger threatens to "go public" on Brett Favre

More evidence?​Jenn Sterger's manager says that unless the National Football League punishes Brett Favre over the sexting scandal involving the former Jets sideline host, she'll "go public." Phil Reese tells TMZ that the evidence Sterger handed over to NFL investigators a few weeks ago "prov ... More >>

Brett Favre's junk was worth $12,000 [VIDEO]

A worthwhile investment?​We've long known that Deadspin paid an anonymous source for the cock shots and sexts it said Brett Favre sent to Jenn Sterger, just like it pays for other news. But until today we didn't know how much Favre's junk was worth. Now we do.

Jenn Sterger's Versus show canceled over limp ratings

Jenn Sterger couldn't draw enough eyeballs.​Brett Favre's still got his job as quarterback for the Minnesota Vikings -- at least for now. But Jenn Sterger just got pink-slipped. The Versus cable network has canceled her "Daily Line" show. Limp ratings, the network told the AP. Nothing persona ... More >>

Allison Torres: I saw Favre's penis sext too

Allison Torres Facebook Fan ClubThis woman also has something to say about Favre's penis.​Brett Farve's sports career looks to be rapidly crumbling into dust, but his fame as the colossally indiscreet owner of an unremarkable penis is only growing. Favre has already copped to sending former J ... More >>

Brett Favre's Wranglers unzipped on SNL [VIDEO]

It's the perfect marriage of comfort and style.​Brett Favre is saying he didn't send pictures of his junk to Jenn Sterger, but that hasn't stopped Jason Sudeikis and Saturday Night Live from lampooning his Wrangler "Bad to the Bone" commercial.

Brett Favre 'We Want Some Pussy' video surfaces

Screen grab via RadarOnline.comBrett Favre: "We want some pussy!"​With the NFL looking into Brett Favre's alleged sexting, and his wife, Deanna, going on TV to say that faith is the only thing keeping her together, this new video can't be welcome news. It shows a boozing 23-year-old Favre in ... More >>

Jimmy Kimmel gets into Brett Favre's Wranglers [VIDEO]

Enough room for a photo.​Wrangler scaled back its "Bad to the Bone" ads featuring Brett Favre, so Jimmy Kimmel has generously stepped into the breach.

Jenn Sterger lawyers up [UPDATE]

Jenn Sterger just wants to talk with a lawyer.​She hasn't talked to the National Football League yet about those alleged photo sext messages from Brett Favre, but former Jets sideline host Jenn Sterger is talking to a lawyer. The Pioneer Press reports that Sterger has retained the services of ... More >>

Gregory Favre disavows cousin Brett's penis

Brett and Gregory Favre: Cousins.​Anyone with an awkward relative can surely relate to the predicament of Gregory Favre: His cousin Brett, the famous quarterback, is under investigation for allegedly sending a woman unwanted photos of his junk. How's that for a family reunion show stopper?

Charles Barkley says Brett Favre "handled himself perfectly"

Charles Barkley, Freudian slip Hall of Famer.​We know that Charles Barkley doesn't think he's role model. He's blown millions of dollars gambling, after all. He's a convicted drunk driver. He's spat at fans. So the NBA Hall of Famer is just the guy you want riding to Brett Favre's rescue. Th ... More >>

Favre's penis can't catch a break [VIDEO]

Brett Favre takes one in the nuts.​Bad enough that Brett Favre's little quarterback has become front page news all over the country thanks to the sexting allegations from Deadspin. Now he's really taken a hit in the nuts. Literally. This guy's penis just can't catch a break -- or a ball. And ... More >>

Stephen Colbert on Brett Favre's jock [VIDEO]

Colbert reminds us there's no hard evidence against Favre.​Stephen Colbert rolled Brett Favre's crotch, ankle and Crocs into one big happy package with a turtle last night. Who knew sexting stories and reptiles could be so much fun?

Brett Favre admits his reputation's at stake [UPDATED]

Brett Favre's caught out of position.​Update: Favre talked to his teammates about the distraction. More after the jump. The Vikings take on the Jets tonight, but quarterback Brett Favre is figuring out how to take on allegations that he sexted photographs of his penis to Jenn Sterger. NFL Co ... More >>

Masseuse claims Brett Favre sexual harassment

Another woman has come forward with sexual harassment allegations against Brett Favre.​The other cleat just dropped.Today, on Brett Favre's birthday of all days, The New York Post published allegations of a second woman claiming lewd sexual harassment by the Vikings quarterback."He was looking at ... More >>

NFL checks out Brett Favre's penis

Brett Favre meets the press.​Brett Favre is ducking the question about whether he texted pictures of his junk to New York Jets sideline reporter Jenn Sterger in 2008. But the story's not dying.

Brett Favre's penis pictures too hot for local front pages

The New York Post: Bad Snap!​The Vikings' Brett Favre is one of the hottest quarterbacks in NFL history. He is accused of texting pictures of his penis to a former New York Jets sideline reporter in 2008, when he played for the Jets. That's a big story, right? Maybe the ick factor kept it out of ... More >>

Deadspin says it will publish Brett Favre penis pics

Sterger and Favre​Deadspin may be ready to publish with what it claims to be photo text messages of Brett Favre's penis, sent to New York Jets sideline reporter Jenn Sterger. Yes, the infamous Crocs-shot story has returned. We heard rumors about it in August:

Brett Favre's penis revealed by Deadspin [UPDATE]

Not a good day to be a gunslinger.​Update: Favre dodges questions about the photos. More after the jump. Deadspin said they had the Brett Favre penis pictures, and today they offered evidence, posting images said to have been sent by the gridiron gunslinger to former Jets sideline reporter Je ... More >>

Gawker's Nick Denton claims moral high ground on Brett Favre penis post

Nick Denton, founder and owner of Gawker, says Deadspin had to reveal the existence of Brett Favre penis photos because "so-called sports journalists" didn't have the stones.​Deadspin, the sports gossip site run by Gawker Media, last week published a controversial post claiming the existence of ph ... More >>

Deadspin defends Brett Favre naked in crocs story [UPDATED x5]

Brett Favre penis photo revelations: Were they ethical?​Last week, as Brett Favre was considering whether to return to play for the Vikings this year or retire, sports gossip site Deadspin.com dropped a bombshell: Live Nude Favre.The website, part of Gawker Media, didn't actually publish the croc ... More >>

Jenn Sterger claims Brett Favre penis pictures [VIDEO]

Jenn Sterger aroused Brett Favre's imagination with sexy shots, and he responded in kind, and crocs.​Forget the alleged millions being dangled in front of Brett Favre to stay with the Vikings -- he's got a dong problem. Jenn Sterger, famous for the bod that made Brent Musberger's heart flutter ... More >>

Viking dong is back, could make Deadspin Hall of Fame

We've been waiting for the day when we could find some pathetic excuse to talk about Viking dong again. It just doesn't get old.

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