In which Coach Smith makes some helpful suggestions to his employer on how best to spend taxpayer money.
The Gophers' postseason will, like the regular season, be a moral victory.
This year, even the patsies make Clem Haskins nervous.
The 1997 Tongue-on-the-Flagpole Awards
Fans forget that college basketball, especially under Clem Haskins, is often defined by slow growth, not perpetual motion. Hopefully, Gophers center Miles Tarver will ignore them.