Casey Stengel

  • Blogs

    December 21, 2011

    The MNGOP All-Scandal Team: Can't anybody here play this game?

    Put your hands together and make some noise for your MNGOP Scandal starting line-up!​After it was revealed that the Vikings lead all NFL teams in arrests, we published a satirical post entitled "Meet the Vikings All-Arrested Team." Although no one has been arrested (unless you count expired tabs), ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 2, 2011

    Twins take my advice, start playing like '62 Mets

    metstradamusAre the '11 Twins really the '62 Mets?​As if someone from the Twins' PR department read yesterday's blog and saw the proverbial lightbulb shining overhead, our basement-dwelling team took a page from those beloved Mets of old and threw away a winnable game against the Detroit Tiger ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 1, 2011

    Justin Morneau blasts two home runs, plays through pain...

    The first of Morneau's two homers.​But the Twins still suck. Despite scoring seven runs last night, despite--again!--leading in the 7th inning (the tenth time they've blown that kind of lead), despite Justin Morneau's cracking two powerful home runs, including a two-run dinger, the Twins fell ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 30, 2008

    Undoubtedly iffy, but we'd love to have Griffey

    One improbable scenario (and another slightly more realistic option) as the MLB ... More >>

  • News

    August 6, 1997

    Clark Griffith and the Mandate of Heaven

    Thirteen years after Calvin Griffith threw up his hands and sold the Twins to Carl Pohlad, his son Clark is back with a bid to buy the team and make sure it stays in Minnesota. Why? Because he figures that's the way it ought to be.

  • News

    July 23, 1997

    The Bar at the Edge of the World

    Four years ago Lee's Liquor Lounge was just another dying neighborhood bar. Then this guy Nate calls the owner, Louie, and the place turns into--well, no one is quite sure what. But there's nowhere else like it.