There are 30,000 air-purifying live plants, including 400 trees, in the Mall of America. And there are also thousands of aphids trying to eat them.SEE ALSO: Sarah and Bristol Palin receive a lukewarm welcome at Mall of America So officials have decided to one-up the aphids by releasing a whole shit ... More >>
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No throngs to pal with the Palins.The rules set up by Mall of America officials for Sarah and Bristol Palin's book signing yesterday seemed to have been written in anticipation of an army of fans. "'Camping out' is not allowed," the rules read. "Beginning at 5 a.m., guests will be allowed to lin ... More >>
Nick VlcekPalin almost signed City Pages the last time she visited MOA.Undeterred by a tomato thrower and the smaller-than-anticipated crowd that greeted her the last time she tried to move product at the Mall of America, Sarah Palin has booked a return engagement. Personifying the phrase "h ... More >>
Bristol Palin dishes about Dancing with the Stars and the bad-boy father of her baby.Bristol Palin, once Alaska's most famous unwed teenage mother, will be bringing her real life soap opera to the Mall of America and signing copies of her new book, "Not Afraid of Life." The memoir is notable ... More >>
Bachmann opens a new front in the mommy wars.Remember when Sarah Palin dragged her family into the 2008 presidential election, presented her pregnant, unwed teenage daughter Bristol as the poster child for Christian values, and then got all steamed with the media for daring to wonder just what in ... More >>
Steven Cowan blew away his TV over Bristol Palin's "dancing."Steven Cowan had the same reaction as a lot of Americans who watched Bristol Palin's misadventures on "Dancing With The Stars" last season: He went nuts. So nuts, in fact, that the 67-year-old Dane County man shot out his TV and th ... More >>
Steven Cowan is not Bristol Palin's biggest fan.Bristol Palin did a lot of whining on her way up the ladder in last season's Dancing With The Stars, coasting on her mom's name but complaining she lost in the finals for political reasons. Tell it to 67-year-old Steven Cowan. Palin's lack of ... More >>
Tales from the basement.Maybe it's time for Tim Pawlenty to get his own TV reality show. Because what else is it going to take for him to eclipse the likes of Sarah Palin in GOP presidential contender polls? Maybe he can talk smokin' hot wife Mary into a Dancing With the Stars slot. She's g ... More >>
Bristol Palin: What's not to love?Those Palins sure do bring out the best in people. Take Steven Cowan, who lives in Dane County, Wis. The guy watches Bristol Palin on "Dancing With the Stars," flies into a rage, busts out a gun, blows away his TV, and then mounts a 15-hour stand-off with th ... More >>
The up and coming. The politically braindead. Meet the new Republikids.
Sarah Palin's coming to MOA armed with a freshly minted Twitter page. Tweets so far: 0. Followers: 13,000.
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