Prince went to Vegas. Smokers went to Maplewood. Tapes 'N Tapes went to the moon. And sometime after the last zombie dance party got busted, we wrote it all down for you.
Local purveyors of sleaze get down and dirty with pelvic thrusts, spandex, and Barbie
Bleeding Hickeys and the art of not sucking or biting
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Two cities, twelve months, a million reasons to rock!
