This game, man. pic.twitter.com/OOwYFky2JT-- Parker Hageman (@OverTheBaggy) December 8, 2013 At 3-9-1, the Vikings may be officially eliminated from playoff contention, but the team is nonetheless in the midst of one of the most entertaining seasons in franchise history. Between the Monday Night M ... More >>
The Date Report's Kelsea Stahler ranks Adrian Peterson as the second-sexiest NFL player in her list of the most attractive American footballers. A screengrab including her explanation is at the top of this post.Here's how Stahler explained her overall methodology:[I]t's only fair we appreciate their ... More >>
:::: UPDATE :::: Patterson posted $75,000 of his $750,000 bond yesterday and was released from custody without conditions, the Associated Press reports.Original post (October 29) -- Yesterday, Joseph Patterson, the 27-year-old South Dakota man accused of brutally murdering Adrian Peterson's "se ... More >>
As expected, a grand jury has indicted Joseph Patterson on second-degree murder and manslaughter charges in connection with the death of Adrian Peterson's two-year-old son, Tyrese Robert Doohen.SEE ALSO: Adrian Peterson fathered another secret child with server at Seven, TMZ reports Ty was in Patter ... More >>
-- Update at bottom -- A woman in Sioux Falls who is close to the mother involved in the tragic story about Adrian Peterson's two-year-old son says the fact AP had a child living in Sioux Falls was "a secret.":::: UPDATE :::: Joey Patterson, man accused of beating AP's son, says his son is "my l ... More >>
The "leaked" Vikings playbook published this morning on Deadspin pretty much hits the nail on the head with its implication that everybody on the Purple's offense not wearing number 28 either stinks, or seems to stink because of Christian Ponder's hapless quarterbacking.SEE ALSO: Adrian Peterson Jr. ... More >>
Paul Allen -- KFAN host, Vikings radio play-by-play guy, and noted homer -- preaches the gospel of #faith to Vikings fans and this morning picked the Purple to make it all the way to the NFC Championship Game (and possibly the Super Bowl). In related news, water is wet.SEE ALSO: Disappointed Vikings ... More >>
On May 31, one of Adrian Peterson's 14 siblings, Ashton Stevenson, was arrested in Eden Prairie as part of a Southwest Metro Drug Task Force marijuana dealing investigation.SEE ALSO: Adrian Peterson doesn't look "heavily intoxicated" in his mugshot [PHOTO] But Stevenson wasn't charged with a crime a ... More >>
For Vikings fans, the new Madden NFL 25 commercial may end up being more fun than the actual game.SEE ALSO: Cute Vikings fans photobombed at Lambeau by middle finger-flipping Packers backer [PHOTO] That's because it shows a whole bunch of players -- including Adrian Peterson -- kicking 12 or 13 dif ... More >>
Adrian Peterson's postgame interview following his beastly performance during the Vikings dramatic December win over Green Bay leads off the latest Bad Lip Reading video.SEE ALSO: Vikings-49ers replacement ref fiasco: 'Frisco gets extra timeouts, phantom challenges [VIDEO] Do you vaguely recall that ... More >>
Long-suffering Vikings fans were feeling confused at the end of yesterday's thrilling victory over the Packers. As one of professional sports' long-cursed franchises, the Vikings just don't win big games like that.SEE ALSO: 2012 is "The Year of Adrian Peterson," says new Sports Illustrated cover [IM ... More >>
It's Christmas, so here's our gift to you: The second part of our top Blotter posts of 2012 list.:::: SEE ALSO :::: Best Blotter stories of 2012 [PART I]Hey, beats a lump of coal or paying $200 for a plastic bag full of Brett Favre's pubes, doesn't it?
Put simply, Adrian Peterson's comeback has been one of the year's best sports stories. In the span of 10 months, AP went from spending New Year's Eve in a hospital bed following knee surgery to slapping little kids in the face after ridiculous TD runs.SEE ALSO: "Ponder's wedding will be the first wi ... More >>
In the wake of another abysmal performance by the Vikings' passing game, KFAN's Paul Charchian is mad as hell and unwilling to take it anymore.SEE ALSO:-- Jared Allen destroys Bears lineman with season-ending hit: Was it dirty? [GIF]-- Brian Riesgraf's 'Drunk Vikings Fan Eats Ice Cream With Credit C ... More >>
Seven months after blowing out his knee, Ricky Rubio is shooting jumpshots again.THE T-WOLVES HAVE A HOME GAME TONIGHT. GET IN THE MOOD:-- Andrei Kirilenko: Newest T-Wolf's top 10 plays-- Wolves acquire Chase Budinger, white guy who jumped over P. Diddy at Dunk Contest [VIDEO]Ricky isn't expected to ... More >>
SEE ALSO:-- Vikings have one of the ugliest uniforms in pro sports, according to ESPN-- Paul Allen's "No!" call the greatest of all time, says NFL.com [VIDEO]-- ESPN's Mike and Mike still unaware of Vikings stadium deal, think team might move to L.A.Are you ready for some Minnesota Vikings 2012 foot ... More >>
Joe Mauer takes a lot of heat, but as one of the world's highest-paid athletes, he's more than adequately compensated for whatever mental anguish he incurs.With total earnings of $27 million between June 2011 and this month, St. Paul's favorite son is the 29th highest-paid athlete in the world, acco ... More >>
Saints coaches had a bounty on Brett Favre's head during the 2009 NFC Championship Game. Now, they'll have to pay a stiff price themselves. Following an investigation, the NFL today suspended Saints coach Sean Payton for the entire 2012 season. Defensive coordinator Gregg Williams was banned inde ... More >>
Who cares if you want to pay for the new Vikings stadium?The Minnesota Vikings new stadium will be a $1.1 billion monument dedicated to the death of democracy. That's what taxpayers learned last night, when the Ramsey County Charter Commission voted not to allow a vote on the tax that will build ... More >>
Adrian Peterson: Too polite to demand the ball -- fortunately, his dad's not.Adrian Peterson is one of the most exciting running backs in the history of the NFL. And, after the Vikings cut a gigantic check on the eve of this season's first game, he's on track to be one of the best paid NFL player ... More >>
He's back.Former Vikings coach Brad Childress was run out of town last November in the wake of a total team collapse punctuated by Brett Favre's bum season and rumored infidelities, and the brief, boneheaded move to bring back Randy Moss. But Chilly's back -- if you've got a broadband hookup ... More >>
This man does not work for free.Can we all agree now that Adrian Peterson's NFL lockout talk about players being "slaves" was ill advised, at the very least? And if you're not convinced, maybe Omilara Aribisala can change your mind. She's a fifth-year defensive end for a Washington, D.C., w ... More >>
The Metrodome roof gives way and snow pours into Mall of America Field.Fox has just released video of what the collapse of the Metrodome looked like from inside, and it is nothing short of amazing.It starts with water dripping in, then an ominous sagging, before a hole rips in the skylight and to ... More >>
The Purple can get to within a game of .500 with a win, or . . .
A slew of costly mistakes block the Purple's chance at their first Super Bowl appearance in over 30 years. Screw that brutal Prince song -- we need The Cure today.
A win over the Cowboys would give the Vikings their first Conference Championship appearance since 2000. Preview -- Part 2 of 2.
10 years of Minnesota's sexiest scandals all in one place! Dreams do come true.
Week 14 offers a prime opportunity for the Purple to win back some clout.
Another member of the Minnesota Vikings gets pulled over for speeding.
High marks abound for 7-1 division leaders.
We decided to catch the biggest regular season game in NFL history in the Twin Cities' largest Packer bar. Cheese and yelling ensues.
But will it come in this life -- or the next?
How do you make a name for your suburban bar in the Twin Cities? Display the Whizzinator of a former Minnesota Viking.
In just a couple weeks, No. 4 has shot up to the top of the sales charts.
The story that wouldn't die isn't dead. Brett Favre is a Viking.
Tiger Gatorade supplants gin (for some).