AL Central

  • Blogs

    August 9, 2012

    Tsuyoshi Nishioka pop-fly fail: Twins megabust's latest cringe-worthy play [VIDEO]

    SEE ALSO: Tsuyoshi Nishioka brutal error: Twins megabust botches first play back in bigs [VIDEO]At one time in the past, Tsuyoshi Nishioka was pretty good at professional baseball. Now, his results are comparable to what would happen in Twins manager Ron Gardenhire decided to give me a shot at secon ... More >>

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    August 8, 2012

    Tsuyoshi Nishioka brutal error: Twins megabust botches first play back in bigs [VIDEO]

    SEE ALSO:-- Joe Mauer has the second-worst contract in baseball, says Yahoo!-- Minnesota Twins have increased in value more than any other pro sports franchise since 2000It didn't take Tsuyoshi Nishioka long to remind Twins fans why he spent the first four months of the 2012 season in the minor leag ... More >>

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    August 7, 2012

    Joe Mauer has the second-worst contract in baseball, says Yahoo!

    SEE ALSO:-- Twins fan crafts Joe Mauer "jersey" out of bushy back hair-- Joe Mauer is 29th highest-paid athlete in world, according to Forbes-- Joe Mauer should dump T.I.'s "What You Know"Joe Mauer remains an undeniably productive player, ranking second in the American League in on-base percentage t ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 1, 2012

    A.J. Pierzynski calls Nick Blackburn a "piece of shit" [VIDEO]

    SEE ALSO: Twins' Willingham hits deck, Doumit acts as if under fire after loud thunder boom [VIDEOS]A.J. Pierzynski certainly likes to talk the talk. This year, more than ever, he's backing his words up with a big, ball-crushing bat.Not only did Pierzynski go deep for the second consecutive game dur ... More >>

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    July 27, 2012

    The Baseball Project's Steve Wynn on the Twins, Dream Syndicate, and origins

    The Baseball Project is a supergroup of four veterans of American underground rock and punk. Combining talents from R.E.M., the Dream Syndicate and Minneapolis's Zuzu's Petals, each member contributes 30 or more years of experience, and they are also huge baseball fans. The band features Steve ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 24, 2012

    Twins fan crafts Joe Mauer "jersey" out of bushy back hair

    SEE ALSO: Strangers at the Twins game: A don't-call-it-a-date in their own tweetsWant to show up at the Twins game showing support for your hometown team, but too cheap to shell out $30 for a jhirt? ("jhirt" = jersey-shirt)Well, If you've got enough back hair to carpet an apartment or two, here's an ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 20, 2012

    Twins fans hope for 2014 All-Star game at Target Field

    SEE ALSO:-- Strangers at the Twins game: A blind date outing in their own tweets -- Minnesota Twins have increased in value more than any other pro sports franchise since 2000Two years from now Minnesotan baseball fans may be able to sing "Take me out to the All-Star game!"Target Field is reportedly ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 19, 2012

    Minnesota Twins have increased in value more than any other pro sports franchise since 2000

    SEE ALSO:-- Strangers at the Twins game: A blind don't-call-it-a-date in their own tweets-- Twins payroll: Why in Gardy's name is it being slashed?Don't let this season's on-field product fool you -- the past dozen years have been very good for the Minnesota Twins.According to a new study by Busines ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 9, 2012

    Twins' Willingham hits deck, Doumit acts as if under fire after loud thunder boom [VIDEOS]

    The first half of the 2012 Twins season ended with a thud in a game that will be remembered for a loud boom.Yesterday, the Twins got within one strike of victory in the bottom of the ninth, but ended up losing a heartbreaking 4-3, 13-inning game to the Texas Rangers in Arlington. The game was delaye ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 25, 2012

    Target Field generated nearly three times more tax revenue last year than Dome did in 2009

    Figures supplied by both the Twins and the public ballpark authority and a separate analysis by the Department of Revenue indicate Target Field has has significantly increased the amount of sales and use taxes generated by the Twins.The numbers show that the ballpark generated $17 million in tax rev ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 20, 2012

    Joe Mauer should dump T.I.'s "What You Know"

    In case you haven't noticed -- and judging by the attendance you haven't -- Joe Mauer is hurt again. As of today, he's hitting .314  and putting up a better year than the last, but it's still not enough for the Homer Hanky-less crowds at Target Field this season. People are getting impatient, b ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 12, 2012

    Trampled by Turtles to play at Minnesota Twins game for Father's Day

    Related:Ten local songs the Minnesota Twins should play at Target FieldFor all those cool dads (and their cool offspring and spouses) out there, here's a chance to make the tradition of a baseball game on Father's Day a little more interactive. Certainly the music folks at the Minnesota Twins must h ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 8, 2012

    Twins' "It Gets Better" video delayed because of Dan Savage controversy, but still in works

    In March, the Minnesota Twins said the organization planned to release its "It Gets Better" video in May. Well, May came and went without a team-sponsored anti-bullying video clip surfacing.But fear not, says Kevin Smith, Twins director of public affairs. The video is still in the works and should d ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 7, 2012

    Twins' equipment staff mega-fails, misspells pitcher Jeff Manship's name on jersey

    Apparently, Jostens isn't the only local company badly in need of a copy-editor. If you thought the Twins equipment staff might be immune to the franchise-wide malaise that has seemingly afflicted the organization since late 2010, think again.Last night, pitcher Jeff Manship took the mound during th ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 16, 2012

    Rock bottom? Derek Lowe shuts out Twins, admits he basically threw one pitch all game

    Anybody know what Barry Bonds and Chuck Knoblauch are up to these days? Terry Ryan should probably call them -- it's hard to imagine they'd hit any worse than the completely inept players Minnesota Twins manager Ron Gardenhire is forced to trot out game after game.With a .278 winning percentage, the ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 11, 2012

    The Minnesota Twins are more than twice as bad as the second-worst team in baseball

    The 2012 Minnesota Twins are really frickin' awful. They're so bad that somewhere out there, Butch Huskey is watching film of last night's 6-2 loss to the Toronto Blue Jays and blushing.With an 8-23 record, the Twins winning percentage of .258 is almost .100 points lower than second-worst San Diego. ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 25, 2012

    Minnesota Twins have worst run differential in the MLB, second largest attendance decline

    Sure, a baseball season is a marathon, not a sprint. But the Minnesota Twins are like a distance runner experiencing bilateral leg weakness during the first mile.You see, through 18 games, the Twins have been bad -- really, really bad, with their struggles epitomized by an 11-2 beatdown at the hands ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 23, 2012

    Reggie Williams, former Twins prospect, goes on homophobic Twitter rant

    Reggie Williams was drafted by the Twins in 2007 and spent the better part of five years putting up unimpressive numbers in the low minor leagues. At the time he went wild with a homophobic Twitter rant on Saturday, most everyone thought Williams was still employed by the Minnesota Twins organizatio ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 17, 2012

    Ten local songs the Minnesota Twins should play at Target Field

    Related:Minnesota Twins phase out local music programming, amp up Top 40 hitsIn 2010, the Minnesota Twins won 94 games and were Central Division champions, but last year they slid to 63-99. Chalk this collapse up to injuries, disastrous pitching, or Delmon Young, but don't discount the role that a m ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 6, 2012

    2012 Twins projections: Getting comfy in the AL Central cellar

    The Twins open their 2012 campaign this afternoon in Baltimore. Coming off last year's injury-plagued last-place finish, there's less optimism about the team's chances this year than any season since Ron Gardenhire took over as manager in 2002.Only two years removed from an AL Central-winning campai ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 4, 2012

    Bad news for cig smoking Twins fans: You can no longer smoke at Target Field

    We all know there are fewer and fewer places where smokers can light up these days, including anywhere indoors other than a private dwelling or tobacco store.Now, the Minnesota Twins are taking the smoking crackdown to the next level. Fox 9 reports that before Monday's home opener, the designed smok ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 7, 2012

    Twins to unveil "It Gets Better" video in May

    ​Last summer, the Twins said they were "looking into" making their own "It Gets Better" video. According to Kevin Smith, Twins director of public affairs, that video will finally be unveiled early this season.In an e-mail to City Pages, Smith said the video will be shot in April and will begin run ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 7, 2012

    Twins auction Kardashian/Humphries baseball in strangely appropriate promotion

    ​Perhaps the only thing in 2011 that was a bigger failure than the Minnesota Twins' season was the marriage of Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries, so the Twins' latest promotion is strangely appropriate.Our local MLB club is auctioning off a baseball adorned with the signatures of Kim-Kris Hump-das ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 30, 2012

    Despite quiet offseason, Twins still on track to pack Target Field

    ​The Twins lost 99 games last season, then followed that dismal compaign with a relatively quiet offseason where management cut the team's payroll from $115 million to about $100 million. As Jim Souhan writes: "As [the Angels and Tigers] have invested a combined $454 million on two players, Alber ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 12, 2012

    Twins payroll: Why in Gardy's name is it being slashed?

    ​A year ago at this time, the Twins were coming off a rousingly successful inaugural year at Target Field, and the future looked bright.As the old saying goes, what a difference a last-place season makes. After 99 losses and more injuries than you can shake a Punto at, it appears the young-talent- ... More >>

  • Music

    December 14, 2011

    Twin Cities Year in Music 2011

    Howler, Astronautalis, Pink Mink, and more

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    November 7, 2011

    Terry Ryan replaces Bill Smith as Twins general manager

    Screenshot from "Inside Pitch."Terry Ryan will return to his position as general manager.​Coming off a brutal season, the Twins announced today they have replaced general manager Bill Smith with Terry Ryan, who had the job before Smith took over four years ago. "No one in the Twins' organizat ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 29, 2011

    Cuddyer, Kubel and Nathan: Which player(s) should the Twins bring back? [POLL]

    Michael Cuddyer might have played his last game as a Twin.​The Minnesota Twins awful season is finally, mercifully, over. Now the Twins have to make the hard decisions of which players they want to bring back next year -- and some of those players need to make the hard decision of whether it's wor ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 23, 2011

    Denard Span crashed into Twins teammate Danny Valencia's car, both out injured

    Denard Span, Danny Valencia: Teammates in baseball, not ready for NASCAR.​Denard Span and Danny Valencia should be celebrating -- or at least acknowledging -- that the Twins actually won a damn game last night after Minnesota ended its 11-game losing streak against the Seattle Mariners. Instead, t ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 18, 2011

    Jim Thome's fate remains in question as he powers Twins to victory

    ​ Jim Thome cranked yet another home run last night, as the Minnesota Twins took two of three from the first place Detroit Tigers in an exciting, 6-5 win, decided in the last inning. With the bases loaded in the ninth, Justin Morneau smacked a solid single off normally reliable closer Jose Valver ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 16, 2011

    Delmon Young traded to rival Detroit Tigers

    ​Delmon Young, left-fielder, uh, not-extraordinaire, crack RBI man, Misfits fiend, movie lover, and hero to every Twin Cities punk baseball fan, has cleared waivers and been traded to the Detroit Tigers. The Twins receive former Edina High School standout Cole Nelson, and the proverbial player t ... More >>

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    August 16, 2011

    Jim Thome hits 600th home run in Twins victory

    ​Jim Thome hit a pair of home runs to propel him into the magical 600 home run club, and is assured a place in baseball's Hall of Fame (albeit wearing a Cleveland Indians cap.) The blasts came in the sixth and seventh innings, and capped what might just be the craziest day the Twins have had all s ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 11, 2011

    Justin Morneau to return to Twins lineup on Friday

    ​One of the Twins' biggest bats is about to return to their beleaguered lineup. Justin Morneau is set to join the team tomorrow in their opening game against the Cleveland Indians. According to the Star-Tribune's La Velle E. Neal III, Morneau's taking some cuts today at AAA Rochester before hopp ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 8, 2011

    Twins celebrate '91 championship by throwing season away

    ​ There was a lot of fun at Target Field this weekend, from bizarre bobbleheads to championship reunions to kids running the bases on perhaps the nicest day of the summer. Too bad the game on the field was so damn bad. The Twins were swept by the formerly reeling Chicago White Sox, dropping the h ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 5, 2011

    Twins celebrate '91 World Series with cheatin' bobblehead

    Deadspin​The Minnesota Twins are partying like it's 1991 this weekend, celebrating that year's World Series champions in grand style. Hopefully, it will make fans forget that the current team will probably lose the game that follows. Without question, the acme of this weekend's fun is the Kent Hr ... More >>

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    August 4, 2011

    Twins bats get hot against powerful Angels

    ​Last night, the Twins unleashed a rare offensive lightshow, as Delmon Young and Michael Cuddyer smacked two homers apiece, in an 11-4 victory over the surging Los Angeles, California, Angels of Anaheim. Cuddyer's second dinger was a grand slam, giving the lone hero of 2011 five RBIs for the night ... More >>

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    August 1, 2011

    Twins avoid trading; hope AL Central concedes

    ​ As the trade deadline came and went, the Twins chose to do... nothing. This lack of news has everyone talking, almost literally--nearly every blog, every paid scribe, ESPN, etc. have weighed in on the Twins failing to move. Or successfully avoiding a trade, if that's how you choose to spin the ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 26, 2011

    Cuddyer takes the mound in Twins' lopsided loss

    The Twins' new ace?​ As the Twins slip farther and farther down the AL Central ladder, Michael Cuddyer's name keeps popping up in trade talks. There's a few contenders out there that could use the guy's bat, his glove, and his clubhouse leadership. But who woulda thought that Cuddyer might just ... More >>

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    July 25, 2011

    Twins drop three of four to Tigers

    ​Last Friday I wondered if the Minnesota Twins could possibly beat the Detroit Tigers over their remaining three games. They proved that yes, when facing the Tigers' mediocre Brad Penny, that they could, in fact, piece together enough runs to win Saturday's game. Unfortunately, that means that t ... More >>

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    July 22, 2011

    Twins hoping to beat Tigers for first time in 2011

    ​Yes, the Twins have lost ten in a row to the first-place Detroit Tigers, dating back to last season. Numero ten came last night against perhaps the AL's best pitcher, Justin Verlander, who struck out nine Twins with his freaking 97-100 mph fastballs. Among other pitches. The Twins have to play t ... More >>

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    July 18, 2011

    Twins now powering through weak AL Central

    ​ Five games under, five games back. On June 1, when they were 20 games under and 16.5 behind of the Cleveland Indians, would you have thought it possible the Twins could close the gap this much? I certainly didn't, though I was having a blast trying to figure out a way to conveniently pigeonhole ... More >>

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    July 14, 2011

    Minnesota gayer than ever

    The person wearing this shirt is now 50 percent more gay.​Minneapolist-St. Paul might rate as the gayest metro area in the country in acceptance and lifestyle, but that doesn't mean much if there aren't actually gay couples enjoying the gay-friendliness. Turns out, there are. Minnesota's number of ... More >>

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    July 8, 2011

    Twins are second worst team for your buck in MLB

    You'd be happy too if you got paid $23 million.​The Minnesota Twins are the second worst team in Major League Baseball on value-per-dollar, according to a new Forbes Magazine study. The rankings, which compare payroll and success, put the Twins 29th out of 30 teams, ahead of only the Chicago Cubs. ... More >>

  • Music

    June 29, 2011

    Minnesota Twins organist Sue Nelson a game-day mainstay

    Carrying the team through good times and bad

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    June 29, 2011

    Gay Minnesota teens report rampant school harassment

    ​Given the the vehemence with which anti-gay activists oppose anti-bullying measures in our schools, the results of a new survey hardly sound surprising: Straight Minnesota teenagers think it's fine to bully their LGBT classmates. What's worse, some teachers are leading the way with homophobi ... More >>

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    June 29, 2011

    Twins offer lesbian kissers more apologies, free tickets after guard harassment

    The Twins say they're re-evaluating policies to make sure this was an isolated incident.​Taylor Campione and Kelsi Culpepper -- the two lesbian women who were scolded by a Target Field security guard for kissing -- met with Twins administrators last week to talk about preventing future harassm ... More >>

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    June 27, 2011

    Twins unravel, bicker, then stumble into basement

    Imgur via RedditAt least someone appreciates Joe.​After going 15-3 in June, easily the best record in the majors' in that time, our gimpy Twins have fallen back to earth in a big way, dropping the last five games, including a three game sweep at the hands of the red-hot Milwaukee Brewers. The ... More >>

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    June 22, 2011

    Twins eight-run first dooms Giants

    ​Single. Double. Single. Double. Single. Double. Single. Double. Strikeout. Double. That's the Twins first inning recipe for eight straight runs with only one out--and that "K" was the result of Carl Pavano trying desperately to join the chorus with three straight hacks. This off the normally ... More >>

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    June 20, 2011

    Twins sweep Padres, are literally best team in the Majors ...

    ​ least for the month of June. With the sweep of the lowly San Diego Padres this weekend, the Twins have gone 14-3 for June, the best record in both leagues during that time. On May 31, we were 17-36 and a seemingly insurmountable 15.5 games behind. Today? Still 8 games under .500, but ... More >>

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    June 17, 2011

    Twins 'midgets' squeak out a victory

    WikiOzzie's pissed that the Twins 'midgets' beat his Sox again.​It was a busy day in Twins Territory: our boys edged the White Sox in a 1-0 victory yesterday afternoon, their fourth in a row over the Chicago nine, and seven straight dating back to last season. The Japanese press was in full ... More >>

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