Why do we still do it? Why do we leave our tidy quarters and private corners to stand rib-to-rib in a Marlboro smokehouse? Why does the P.A. system always play the Replacements' "Unsatisfied" between sets? What correlation does this have with our frequent dissatisfaction at show's close? How many fleeting pupil-locks can you make with the PYT across the room before flirtation becomes lechery? Whose hand is that on my thigh? Why does the squat frat boy... More >>>