If you ever hear that Dan Lichty is having trouble getting laid, there are a few things you must do without delay: Max out all of your credit cards on every decadence or vice you've ever craved. Inform your boss that you'd rather have a tarantula lay eggs in your ear than spend another millisecond in his or her presence. Then pay a little visit to the parents--or better yet grandparents--of a particularly evil former lover and proceed to rant about your ex's... More >>>