Children are not as innocent as we think. Let's not forget that many of the most vicious rebel groups throughout history were composed of press-ganged child soldiers. Remember the Children's Crusade? Remember Sierra Leone's Revolutionary United Front? Remember junior high, for goodness sake? No amount of sheltering is going to help those wide-eyed little brats: They've already seen it all. Why, then, do elementary-school music teachers still think that they can restore sixth graders' innocence by getting them to sing a song called "Happiness" before they sneak home to blast Cannibal Corpse's "Meat Hook Sodomy"... More >>>