A miniature figure of Jesus Christ stands stoically at the head of the table at the Uptown Bar. His plastic wheels--yes, this Jesus has wheels beneath his feet--wade in the sweat dripping from a half-empty glass of Summit. Never mind that by the end of the evening the plastic deity--recently purchased at Urban Outfitters by the local pop band Divorcee--will be baptized with soy sauce over late-night sushi and then ride shotgun through the streets of Minneapolis in a Volkswagen Jetta. For now his opposable arms offer Camels to the chain-smoking... More >>>