This past week has been nothing but Patrick Stewart stories. All my friends seem to have just sat opposite the British actor at restaurants, or watched him buying groceries, or run into him downtown. Everyone wants to share their Patrick Stewart story and I always feel obligated to one-up them, as mine is very good: I made Patrick Stewart cry. Tears trump groceries, and tears trump restaurant encounters. "All right," my friends sullenly respond. "What did you do to Patrick Stewart... More >>>