There's been some grumbling in the hesher ranks about this supposed "hipster metal" phenomenon, which as far as I can tell basically means "false metal that indie rock sites occasionally like to express approval of". But if anyone tries to convince you that Baroness (pictured) are faking it, that they wink and nudge your elbow with every solo or only appeal to skinny-jeans poseurs, feel free to smack that person upside the skull with a cinderblock -- or, if you're concerned with being brought up on assault charges, just do the next closest... More >>>