Gossip is a potent presence in any small town, but rumors about Celebration, Florida, tend to travel far beyond the borders of that burg. So maybe the one about chip implants that turn Celebration residents into cheerfully complacent Stepford wives is far-fetched. But have you heard about the expert guidance on porch décor (wicker furniture, good; macramé plant hangers, bad) provided by the town fathers? What about the homeowner who was harassed into taking down her red curtains and putting up the standard-issue white ones? Or the guy forced to move an old car parked in front of his house for too long? And how about the continuous Muzak floating through downtown Celebration's pristine,... More >>>