Zachary William Block breaks into home and passes out on couch, cops say
Ah, the days of drinking so much you're willing to break into a home just to have a nice couch to pass out on. To be 20 again!
St. Cloud police received a call early Thursday about suspicious activity. When they arrived at the residence, they found a damaged fence, broken window and a dude passed out on a couch inside the home.
That man was Zachary William Block, 20, police say. He is facing possible charges of burglary, property damage, trespassing and consumption of alcohol by a minor. So unfortunate.
Whatever happened to giving the guy a pat on the back for sleeping it off instead of driving buck wild around town running over children?
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