Wikipedia says Ramsey mayor rapes pigs and eats them
You can learn a lot from Wikipedia. Take the site's page on Ramsey, Minnesota: did you know that the city has an area of 29.7 square miles and a population of more than 27,000 people? No?
Well maybe you were aware of this?
The current mayor of Ramsey rapes pigs, eats them, and puts pot in ramsey elementary school lunchmeat.
We'll give mayor Bob Ramsey a pass on eating pigs, but the other two accusations are more disturbing. Ramsey seems like a perfectly nice man, so we're not really sure what to make of the Wikipedia post. Maybe it's inaccurate?
Someone got to work early Sunday morning to add this information, and it hasn't been changed since. The only other contribution to Wikipedia from this rogue editor's IP address came in March, when he or she filed the Ramsey page under the distinguished category of penis. Ramsey, it looks like you have a Wikipedia enemy! Based on the available evidence, our guess is that the perpetrator is an 11-year-old boy.
In the event that Ramsey officials ever get wise to this situation and edit the page, you can take a look at a screen-grab of the site as it looks this afternoon right here:
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