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Revenge is sweet: Man pees on woman's dog when she won't sleep with him MANITOWOC - A 36-year-old Manitowoc man is accused of urinating on his roommate's dog after the woman refused to have sex with him.
Give McCain some love, my friends! FOND DU LAC, Wis. — Police in Fond du Lac say five men have been cited for donning John McCain masks and harassing workers at a Democratic Party office this week.
Halloween gives us all permission to let out our forbidden racism OCONTO FALLS — An Oconto Falls teen who hung three black-faced scarecrows by their necks as a Halloween display says the mannequins aren't racist and he's not taking them down. He says the figures hang from their necks but not by nooses. He says tying the rope to the neck is the only logical way to hang the figures.
Hunting for the lazy: Two county deputies hit deer in 13 hours CHIPPEWA FALLS, Wis. — In just under 13 hours, two members of the Chippewa County Sheriff's Department were involved in car-deer accidents.