Voting By Celebrity Mind Tricks
Hey, how do you get people to vote? Tell them not to, duh.
Our favorite comment from Jonah Hill: "I've never fought a war on drugs. I've never done shit on drugs except play Halo 2."
So, you heard 'em. Sit on your ass and wait for the world to change. (Psssst! We don't really mean it!)
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