Vikings penis flasher adopts a cow?
Minnesota Vikings tight end Visanthe Shiancoe sure knows how to keep us coming back for more. First he flashes his flaccid penis on national TV during a locker room press conference. Now he "adopted" a cow?
Don't believe a word you read on the sites, but Twitter and TwitPic have the great ability of making "celebrities" and other notables seem too normal. Like Shiancoe's photos of him exploring the fair and "adopting" a cow. He even makes a comment about KKK sheep. He's so real!
Check out the rest of his State Fair adventures here. We're just bummed Brett Favre didn't tag along for the fun.
And just for good measure... here is Shiancoe's dong video:
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