Vikings embarrass themselves on Monday Night Football: Top 20 tweets
Excellent photo of the Vikings offense pic.twitter.com/E7ikiwbW7I
-- Dan Wetzel (@DanWetzel) October 22, 2013
My God, that was bad.
Last night, the Vikings offense was a dumpster fire of epic proportions, with new quarterback Josh Freeman putting forth a time capsule-worthy display of inaccurate passing ("20 for 53" could become the new "41 Donut") during the Purple's pathetic 23-7 loss to the Giants.
It was so terribly ridiculously awful, it was masochistically entertaining. And you know what else was entertaining? Watching people on Twitter rip Freeman, Frazier, Spielman, Zygi, Dennis Green, Mike Tice, Red McCombs, Bud Grant, the cheerleaders, and everyone else associated with the Vikings franchise during and after the game. In fact, it was so entertaining and the tweets were so voluminous that we're doubling the length of our tried and true "Top 10 tweets" format for this one, and it was still hard to choose just 20.
So, without further ado, below the jump are the funniest tweets we saw ripping the Purple.
Josh Freeman is having a ROUGH night » pic.twitter.com/8phUiQBwoA
-- SportsNation (@SportsNation) October 22, 2013
19. Reacting to Freeman's postgame comments:
He means Marge Simpson. RT @MNBrianHall: Freeman said plays were a "hair off"
-- Phil Mackey (@PMac21) October 22, 2013
Hey girl, you must be Josh Freeman cause you keep passing over me.
-- Ben Collin (TTBB) (@bennyc50) October 22, 2013
Fun(?) fact: The Vikings haven't won a game in the United States since cutting punter Chris Kluwe. #theKluweCurse
-- Andrew Reiner (@Andrew_Reiner) October 22, 2013
Christian Ponder and Matt Cassell both look thrilled http://t.co/I9PL19EdCo
-- CJ Fogler (@cjzero) October 22, 2013
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-- The Daily Norseman (@DailyNorseman) October 22, 2013
If Tampa Bay places its locker-room staph bacteria on waivers, sources say the Vikings are interested. #MNF
-- Stu Whitney (@stuwhitney) October 22, 2013
Worst. NFL Game. EVER. Watched. A total embarassment. Bad playing, bad coaching, bad team mangement. Skol Vikings more like Blow Vikings.
-- Ken Martin (@kenmartin73) October 22, 2013
-- Judy Carter (@justjudycarter) October 22, 2013
Yes, Christian Ponder, your decision-making was so bad that Josh Freeman gets to stay in the game. Sorry, bud.
-- Jeremy Kalin (@JeremyKalin) October 22, 2013
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BREAKING - Supreme Court rules Vikings performance unconstitutional. Violates 8th amendment prohibiting cruel and unusual punishment.
-- Rep. Pat Garofalo (@PatGarofalo) October 22, 2013
-- Jonathan Blake (@blakeffm) October 22, 2013
I say we send Josh Freeman to Syria.... I bet he could overthrow the government there too #lolz
-- Ryan Lundeen (@lundeen12) October 22, 2013
Josh Freeman...the Obamacare Website of quarterbacks.
-- Sean Grande (@SeanGrandePBP) October 22, 2013
-- Eric Thompson (@eric_j_thompson) October 22, 2013
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Josh Freeman passing chart. You can't get this kind of statistical analysis just anywhere you know. pic.twitter.com/b4uS8NY8El
-- Paul Dalen (@Paul_Dalen) October 22, 2013
4. After two consecutive kickoffs were returned by defensive lineman, the first resulting in a disastrous fumble:
A bearded lady will now return this kickoff for the Vikings.
-- Rich Eisen (@richeisen) October 22, 2013
-- KARE 11 (@kare11) October 22, 2013
Mauer remains best QB wearing Minnesota uniform
-- Dan Barreiro (@DanBarreiroKFAN) October 22, 2013
-- Nadine Babu (@NadineBabu) October 22, 2013
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