In case you missed it, Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey, running on the Vampyres, Witches and Pagans ticket, wants to be our governor. The man is nothing if not a dedicated self-promoter. He's also a ripe target for parody:
To which Sharkey replies:
"To the Simple Minded Fuckhead form Cleveland, Ohio who posted comment number 5. You are a BITCH. I hear your mother is a streetwalking whore, who sucks cocks, like I love sucking on girls necks and their bodies. I challenge you to face me in Rochester, MN on the IDES OF MARCH! And with the media there, I am make you curse the day you were conceived."
Here's an official campaign video, e-mailed from Sharkey himself:
As the old saying goes, "Politics ain't beanbag."