Video of the day: "Uff Da Minnesota"
"It'll freeze your fingers, it'll freeze your toes. You can't dance 'cause you're wearing too many clothes. And you don't know how the women look, you just see their nose. But at least it ain't South Dakota. Uff da Minnesota." Words by Roy Holdren, sung to the tune of "God Blessed Texas." Funny stuff. Watch for the ignominious end of the ice fisherman.
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