Stop thinking about the chilly temperatures we will have to endure for the next five months. It's time to start getting pumped up for Valley Fair. Just ignore those stories of people getting jumped there this past summer. It's worth the risk for a dip in poo-contaminated pools.
Valley Fair announced today that they will be nearly doubling their water park next summer, according to Minneapolis-St. Paul Business Journal.
The wave pool will be the major addition. The pool will be 34,000 square feet and hold 350,000 gallons of water.
We think wave pools look like a bad recreation of a rescue scene for a capsized boat, but if that's your thing, go for it. We'll be checking out all the drowning hotties from the sidelines.