Unibrow bandit catches police attention

Security cam footage of the Unibrow Bandit.

Security cam footage of the Unibrow Bandit.

Oh no they didn't.

Police are looking for a man with one long eyebrow.

Police are calling out a man for his unibrow and using it as an identifying trait in asking for the public's assistance to locate him.

Police are looking for:

  • white male
  • 20 to 30 years old
  • 5'8" to 5'11"
  • light build
  • beard around his jaw line and a unibrow
  • wearing a tan or light green skullcap and a dark jacket with a lighter color strike down the outside of the sleeves

(Not to be confused with the Unibrow Hall of Fame.)

This mono-browed miscreant was robbing a Walgreen's pharmacy of prescription pain medicines (apparently, he already had the tweezers at home.)

If you recognize that unibrow, call police at: 612-673-3856.

Also: We pray to God you don't share genes with this cyclopean bush monster.