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Tracing the logic of the followers of Mean Jesus

And I say unto thee: "It is more blessed to give than to receive. Unless it raises taxes. That's a total non-starter.”

And I say unto thee: "It is more blessed to give than to receive. Unless it raises taxes. That's a total non-starter.”

Reader Jason Kopp responds to Ted Cruz adviser thinks there's Shariah law in Minneapolis:

"I'm terrified of Muslims. I don't want Sharia Law in America.

"Ok. Let's avoid that by separating church and state.

"Nope. I believe in Jesus and want this country to be more Christian.

"Ok. Here are some refugees who need help.

"Nope. Not helping refugees while we still have homeless kids and veterans here.

"Ok. Here's a bill to help the vets.

"Nope. I don't want to raise taxes.

"Ok. What about the homeless kids? They surely deserve some help.

"Nope. Their parents are just lazy and want handouts. They shouldn't have had kids they can't afford.

"Ok. Let's fund Planned Parenthood to help people plan their parenthood.

"Nope. Some of that money might go for an abortion, and I'm pro-life.

"Ok. Let's give everyone easier access to health care to improve and extend their lives.

"Nope. That's socialism. I believe in the Constitution, not dirty, dirty socialism."