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Top 19 anonymous confessions on U of M Facebook page

The anonymous Facebook page for U of M confessions has over 6,000 "likes."
The anonymous Facebook page for U of M confessions has over 6,000 "likes."

College students have always wanted to spill secrets, whether over dollar beers or in scribbled graffiti on the library bathroom wall. It was probably inevitable that before long, the bathroom wall would meet the Facebook wall.

As the Star Tribune's Jenna Ross reported last week, Facebook "confessions" pages have become the latest platform for collegians to anonymously bare their souls. The secrets found on the pages range from the serious, like dealing with privilege in the college bubble, to, um... sexting, sexploits, not having sex, and other important extracurricular activities.

When Ross wrote her story, the U of M and the University of St. Thomas both had confessions pages active enough to be irritating the official administrations. Since that article ran, the University of St. Thomas's page was shut down after the page's creator had a meeting with the school's dean of students. The U of M's page though, which hosts comparatively "classy" confessions, is still going strong.

We read through the recent U of M posts, which are submitted anonymously via the tool Survey Monkey, and plucked the 19 best. Here they are, grouped into commonly-recurring categories for your nostalgia-and-contact-hangover-inducing pleasure.

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21st-century problems that everyone older than 22 can give thanks for missing:

Top 19 anonymous confessions on U of M Facebook page
Top 19 anonymous confessions on U of M Facebook page
Top 19 anonymous confessions on U of M Facebook page
Top 19 anonymous confessions on U of M Facebook page

Friendly cops:

Top 19 anonymous confessions on U of M Facebook page
Top 19 anonymous confessions on U of M Facebook page

Having sex when you have roommates:

Top 19 anonymous confessions on U of M Facebook page
Top 19 anonymous confessions on U of M Facebook page

Appealing to shared misery to get maximum "likes":

Top 19 anonymous confessions on U of M Facebook page

Lonely hearts club:

Top 19 anonymous confessions on U of M Facebook page
Top 19 anonymous confessions on U of M Facebook page

More top confessions on page two.
  
Vibrant imaginations of tomorrow:

Top 19 anonymous confessions on U of M Facebook page
Top 19 anonymous confessions on U of M Facebook page

Hope for humanity:

Top 19 anonymous confessions on U of M Facebook page

Pranks:

Top 19 anonymous confessions on U of M Facebook page
Top 19 anonymous confessions on U of M Facebook page
Top 19 anonymous confessions on U of M Facebook page

Nowhere else but college:

Top 19 anonymous confessions on U of M Facebook page
Top 19 anonymous confessions on U of M Facebook page

For even more, check out the page itself, and prepare to fall into the black hole of its many offshoots, like "University of Minnesota Secret Admirers."


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