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Tim Pawlenty's potential blockbusters: T-Pocalypse Now, Bravepaw, & more

Tim Pawlenty's potential blockbusters: T-Pocalypse Now, Bravepaw, & more
Matt Visionquest

In a world polluted by two-bit political hacks, will the scales fall from the voters' eyes? Will they see the one who can rescue them from tyranny and oppression? Tim Pawlenty. He has "The Courage To Stand." He also has an awesomely over-the-top campaign commercial worthy of any heart-pounding Jerry Bruckheimer movie.

So we got to thinking: What would T-Paw look like in some of the all-time biggest blockbusters?

ALL PHOTOSHOPPING BY VISIONQUEST

T-Pawmageddon

Tim Pawlenty's potential blockbusters: T-Pocalypse Now, Bravepaw, & more
Matt Visionquest

In the heart-rending climax, Tim Pawlenty leaves Bruce Willis behind on the doomed asteroid and flies back to earth to run for president.

Avapaw 3-D

Tim Pawlenty's potential blockbusters: T-Pocalypse Now, Bravepaw, & more
Matt Visionquest

In the real world, Pawlenty is crippled by a bland personality, so he decided to become 10 feet tall and blue.

T-Ception

Tim Pawlenty's potential blockbusters: T-Pocalypse Now, Bravepaw, & more
Matt Visionquest

Pawlenty goes deep into our subconscious to plant the idea to elect him president, only to discover we're in the real world and he's trapped in his own fantasy.

Bravepaw

Tim Pawlenty's potential blockbusters: T-Pocalypse Now, Bravepaw, & more
Matt Visionquest

Oppressed by the federal overreach of Barack Longshanks, young Timmy tries to rally a misfit band of highlanders, bellowing "Freedom!" at disinterested villagers.

T-Pawcalypse Now

Tim Pawlenty's potential blockbusters: T-Pocalypse Now, Bravepaw, & more
Matt Visionquest

Tim Pawlenty goes up river and finds a laudable example of states' rights. 

Transpawlenty

Tim Pawlenty's potential blockbusters: T-Pocalypse Now, Bravepaw, & more
Matt Visionquest

Watch a machine try to change itself into a presidential candidate before your very eyes.

Timmy Pawter and the Dealthy Hallows:

Tim Pawlenty's potential blockbusters: T-Pocalypse Now, Bravepaw, & more
Matt Visionquest

Young Timmy is sent away to a special school in Iowa, where he's taught to use his magical veto pen.

Pawminator 2: Judgment Day

Tim Pawlenty's potential blockbusters: T-Pocalypse Now, Bravepaw, & more
Matt Visionquest

Pawlenty sends a robot of himself back in time, but no one can tell the difference.

Total Pawlenty

Tim Pawlenty's potential blockbusters: T-Pocalypse Now, Bravepaw, & more
Matt Visionquest

Pawlenty spends his campaign contributions on an experimental surgery where doctors will implant in his head a fake memory of being president of Mars.

Minnesota Tim and the West Wing of Doom

Tim Pawlenty's potential blockbusters: T-Pocalypse Now, Bravepaw, & more
Matt Visionquest

Pawlenty goes on an expedition and discovers a secret cult of socialists plotting to take over America.


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