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This is America: Couples married on Mall of America roller coaster

This is America: Couples married on Mall of America roller coaster
Photo courtesy of the Mall of America

Yep. This is America at its best. It's Tax Day and 15 couples are celebrating with a free wedding on the Mall of America roller coaster. Is this a recession or what?

The newlyweds had their first "ups and downs" (har har) this morning as they married on a roller coaster in Nickelodeon Universe this morning to celebrate the 15th year of mall weddings at the Chapel of Love. Luckily the couples rode a different roller coaster than those KDWB weirdos who spent nine days on the ride to win a free Nickelodeon cruise. They likely left a layer of filth as a reminder of their experience.

We're hoping the Chapel of Love also provides a free last hurrah of "ups and downs" when the couples file for divorce in the coming years.


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