The shit hits the fangs

class=img_thumbleft>Pity poor Jonathon Sharkey, the vampire politico forced to live in a world where two staples of the bloodsucker's craft--escape and stalking--happen to violate the laws of the daylight-dwellers. Sharkey was arrested in Princeton yesterday on two Indiana felony warrants that turned up after a police dispatcher saw Sharkey's name in the news.

Read the AP story.

Read Blotter's "Intervyew with the Vampyre."