The Onion: Even God gets his physicals at Mayo Clinic


We've been appreciating The Onion's recent focus on Minnesota "news" that brightens our day. This time they have a radio news brief about God's routine physical at Mayo Clinic in Rochester. Supposedly the ancient man was accompanied by his son Jesus and looked pretty damn good for his 14.5 billion years. If God trusts Mayo, we should too.

Check out the radio bit here: