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The Onion: Brett Favre Mails Arm To Vikings

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Following reports that the Minnesota Vikings were evaluating the health of Brett Favre's throwing arm before showing true interest in signing him, The Onion saves the day with a pretty funny spin on the story. Thank you Onion for making our morning.

HATTIESBURG, MS--Retired quarterback Brett Favre mailed his throwing arm to the Vikings Tuesday, sending the record-setting limb to the team's headquarters for evaluation in hopes of signing with Minnesota.

"I made sure to bubble-wrap it, and I stuck a couple big chunks of dry ice in the envelope, so it should be fine," said Favre.

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